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Anne and Emma by Siamesetwinsfan
Anne and Emma
Made with http: azaleasdolls.com/mermaid_scene…

Anne(the full-figured brunette with the fair complexion) and Emma(the redhead with the darker complexion) are 15 year old Siamese twin mermaidens("Mermaiden" is a term the merpeople use for an adolescent female, they become mermaids at 17).

The fact the twins in this picture look almost nothing alike(different facial features, hair and eye color, hairstyle, skin tone, as well as the fact one is full-figured while the other is skinny) except for their tails(I deliberately made their tails the same color, due to the fact that since my Photoshop skills are somewhere between "bupkiss" and "non-existent", I had to overlap part of their tails and erase the lines in Microsoft Paint to make them appear to be conjoined) was inspired by the fact that Siamese twins in movies, TV shows, and stage plays/musicals are, with a few exceptions, rarely played by actual identical twins(one notable exception is Daisy and Violet Hilton, who played conjoined twins in "Freaks" and starred as Siamese twins in "Chained for Life", and are Siamese twins in real life). The fact that Anne is full-figured while Emma is not was inspired by a photograph of real life Siamese twins Millie and Christine McCoy, in which one of the twins is noticeably more full-figured than her sister.

As for their personalities, Anne is the more outgoing twin as well as a bit more mature than her sister. Emma could be described as a little on the shy side, and is a bit more carefree than Anne, as well. While both sisters are, for the most part, typical teenagers, Anne sometimes acts as a second mother to Emma, while Emma does tend to be a little more childlike at times. Being more outgoing, Anne likes to party a bit more than Emma, who would rather spend her nights at home with a good book. However, the fact they're conjoined has forced them to compromise. While Emma will occasionally go to parties(even though she sees it as merely "going along for the ride"), Anne has agreed to occasionally stay in, where her sister is more comfortable. However, being ever considerate to the fact that she and her sister are "stuck with each other"(as they both jokingly put it), Anne will not go on a date unless she can find a date for her sister, not wishing Emma to be a "third wheel". While they're both intelligent, Emma is the smarter of the two, as she reads just about every chance she gets. One subject of particular interest to her is the surface world, and she has read just about every book about life on the surface that she can get her hands on.  In fact, it was Emma who discovered that in the surface world, they use the term "Siamese twins" to describe twins that are born physically joined, which, coincidentally, has the same pronunciation as "Saime's twins" which is what conjoined twins are called in the undersea world(coincidentally, Ophelia and Cassiopeia, the first Saime's twins, were born the same day as  Chang and Eng, the surface world's original Siamese twins). Anne and Emma could easily be separated, however, they are best friends, and throughout their lives, have become quite attached to one another(pun intended), and have vowed that they will never be separated, even if one of them dies(in which case, the survivor will commit suicide to prevent them from being separated).

As for their dreams, Anne wants to be a wife and mother, and while Emma would also like to settle down with that special merman, she would prefer to merely be the cool aunt to any children her sister may have. Also, she would like to visit the surface world someday.

As for Anne, even though officially, her name is supposed to be pronounced like "Ann", from a young age, she decided that it's pronounced like "Annie"(that actually came from a typo from when I was naming this deviation, I accidentally omitted the "i" from Annie, and realized I liked it better spelled without the i).
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It seems like(at least in the last few years) that a majority of the female models who appear here on DeviantArt have tattoos. I'm not one to judge, I mean, it's their skin, and they have every right to get some ink if they so desire. But on the same token, just because a woman decides to get some ink, it doesn't mean I(or for that matter, anyone else) has to find it attractive. Granted, there are those men(and women) who find a woman with, say, a full sleeve tattoo attractive, but I'm not one of them. I find that unless the tattoo is small, unobtrusive, and/or in a place where only her doctor or her husband(or wife... after all, this is 2015, and whether I like it or not, same sex marriage is a fact of life*) should ever see them, I find they detract from, rather than enhance, a woman's beauty. I find the female body to be a work of art, and in a lot of cases, I find the idea of tattoos on women to be the same as defacing works of art. Don't get me wrong, you might see a picture of a woman in a strapless dress, with a full sleeve on each arm and a pair of wings on her collarbones and find that as sexy as anything, and that's your right, but it's also my right to look at that and see it as the equivalent of taking a Magic Marker or a Sharpie and writing "fuck you" on the Mona Lisa. It's just not my bag. Not that I'm against tattoos on women(or piercings, for that matter, although I do like when a woman has 1 or 2 in each ear, and maybe one in the navel), but it's just not my bag. Tattoos aren't like when a woman paints her nails, or colors her hair. If a woman doesn't like the color polish she has on her fingernails and/or toenails, or decides she would rather her nails be their natural color, she can always go to her local Walgreen's and pick up a bottle of nail polish remover, and if she doesn't like the color she colored her hair, she has 4 options: 1. go back to Walgreen's and pick up a package of Miss Clairol in whatever color she prefers(or a bottle of peroxide), 2. go to a salon and have a professional deal with it, 3. "Bald is Beautiful" does occasionally apply to females too(don't worry, it'll grow back, and you can always wear a wig, a hat, or a headscarf), and 4. let your roots grow out a little, and when they're long enough, cut the colored part off.
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I thought about which B to Z list celebrities I would like to have on the dais if, for some reason, they decided to do "The Siamesetwinsfan Celebrity Roast", and what I would say about each celebrity. I've come up with a few:

Vanilla Ice(rapper): "I would like to start out by thanking the manager of the Burger King in Bayonne, New Jersey for giving Robert Van Winkle the night off tonight, so he could be here."
Fabrice Morvan("Fab" from Milli Vanilli): "I have a question for you: If you and Rob Pilatus fell down in the forest, and nobody was there to hear it, would someone else still make a sound?"
Lisa Lampanelli(comedienne): "Lisa Lampanelli, everybody. You all know the only reason she's here is because federal law requires her presence at every celebrity roast since 2003."
Jarrod Schultz and Brandi Passante(Storage Wars castmembers): "Here we have Jarrod and Brandi, ever since Barry left, the only 2 reasons left to watch "Storage Wars". Actually, 3 if you count Jarrod."
Haley Joel Osment(the kid from the Sixth Sense): (whispered)"I see dead careers."
George Lazenby(the second actor to play James Bond in the series): "Now here's George Lazenby. In case you don't remember, he played James Bond once."
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Randy Benton had recently graduated high school, and although his grades weren't spectacular, he didn't exactly graduate at the bottom of his class, either. Upon graduation, his choices were as follows: community college or the Army. Since he didn't really feel like cutting his hair off, he opted for college, and enrolled in the local community college.

Alison Scott(nee Wallace) was a 46 year old suburban housewife, a stereotypical "soccer mom" who had raised 2 daughters. She had divorced her husband of 26 years, having caught her husband in bed with a 17 year old girl. Since both of her children were out of the house(her younger daughter was away at college, her older daughter married and pregnant with her first child), and her marriage ending, she felt it was time to live for herself for once. She had gotten pregnant at her senior prom, and had married almost right out of high school, so she never had a chance to go to college, so she enrolled in the local community college.

Both Randy Benton and Alison Wallace(she had gone back to her maiden name after filing for divorce from her husband) had both declared English as their majors, and had both wound up in the same creative writing class, where they ended up sitting next to each other, and quickly became friends.

About halfway through the term, prior to a weeklong break, the students were given an assignment over the break. Their assignment was, the professor had put subjects for the students to write about on 3x5 cards, and had put each card in an envelope, and the students had been given the envelopes at random, they were instructed to not open the envelopes until they got home, and whatever was on their card was their assigned topic. However, for Randy, there was a problem with the topic he was assigned: his topic was "the first time you had sex". It's not that Randy felt uncomfortable discussing the first time he had sex, his problem was that he was still a virgin. However, by the time he had found out his topic, it was too late to trade with anyone else in the class, and he had tried to call the professor, to explain his situation, but got his professor's answering machine, saying the professor had gone to Hawaii for the week, and would not be in the office until classes resumed.

Randy had called the one friend he had in the class, Alison, for help. He hadn't told her over the phone of his predicament, but he told her he would tell her when he got to her apartment(she had gotten the house in the divorce, as well as an extremely generous settlement, and afterwards, she had sold it and rented a small apartment, as her house had been too large for just one person). "Talk about bad luck," Randy said, as he sat at her dinner table, and she poured him a soda. "Of all the topics Professor Beaumont could have given me."

"What topic did you get?" Alison asked.

"I had to write about the first time I had sex," Randy said.

"So what's so unlucky about that?" Alison asked.

"Only sex I've ever had was jerking off," Randy said.

"You're a virgin?" Alison asked.

"Yeah, I am," Randy said.

"I think I can help you," Alison said.

"You will?" Randy said. "Professor Beaumont doesn't have to know we traded subjects, not even he knows what any of us got."

"I didn't say I would trade subjects with you," Alison said. "I have something else in mind."

"Like what?" Randy asked. "Help me write it?"

"In a way," Alison said.

"In what way?" Randy asked. "Help me make up a story?"

"Not exactly," Alison said, a sly grin crossing her face, looking at him with what could best be described as "bedroom eyes".

"You don't mean what I think you do?" Randy asked, "Do you?"

"Look at it this way," Alison said, as she led him into the bedroom, and took down the murphy bed, "if anyone walks in on us, we can honestly say I'm helping you with your homework."

Randy's face lit up like a Christmas tree at the implication of what Alison had said. "You mean, we're going to have sex?"

"Way I figure it," Alison said, "it's a lot easier to write about "your first time" if you're not a virgin."

As Alison prepared the bed, Ryan locked the bedroom door. After the bed was prepared, they both got undressed, and got into bed, Randy on his back, Alison on top, astride him on her knees. "You ever done this before?" Ryan asked, nervously.

"Of course I have, sweetie," Alison said. "I have 2 kids, remember?"

"Oh yeah," Randy said, as Alison grabbed his quickly hardening member, and guided it into herself. They both moaned as she lowered herself onto him, and he entered her. She sat there motionless for a full minute, as they clasped hands, and Randy resisted the urge to thrust.

"Now you just lie back and let me do all the work," Alison said, as she started moving her hips in a churning motion.

Holy shit, Randy thought to himself, as Alison moved her hips, her pussy moving up and down on his diamond hard cock, I'm getting laid.

Alison had some sexual sixth sense, as she could tell when Randy got close to climax, slowing down her movement, and at one point, stopping completely for several seconds, she was able to delay his climax, and prolong the act.

No matter how much she tried to prolong his first time, there came a point where Randy couldn't hold off climax any longer. "Oh shit," he said. "I'm about to cum!"

Alison made one last thrust, and allowed Randy one thrust, as he had his first climax inside a woman's vagina. When his climax had subsided, Alison had removed him from inside herself, and they lay on the bed, talking. "So how was your first time?" she asked. "Ever think you would lose your virginity to a woman who's old enough to be your mom?"

"Not really," Randy said. "Although I have had the whole cougar fantasy."

"You have?" Alison asked.

"Yeah," Randy said. "There have been a few times I've jerked off to pictures of older women. But, I never thought I would lose my virginity to one. Especially one that much older than my mom."

"Your mom did have you when she was pretty young, didn't she?" Alison said.

"She was only 18 when I was born," Randy said. "I was born just a couple months after she graduated high school. My dad was only around for a short time, I'd already told you he died when I was 4. He died at work, it was determined that his death was due to an unavoidable circumstance, and was the company's fault, they basically gave my mom his pension as long as she promised not to sue them. We were never rich, but that, as well as what she made waitressing, as well as my part time job in a record store after school, we were pretty comfortable."

They talked for a few minutes, and Randy noticed something in the corner, which looked like a phone booth. "Is that what I think it is?" he said, referring to the booth.

"Yeah," Alison said. "It's a Conjoin-O-Tron 6.1"

"I always wanted to try a conjoinment," Randy said.

"You've never done a conjoinment before?" Alison asked.

"No," he said. "My mom had one, but I never got to use it. She had it set up so that she had to be one of the conjoinees, and for some reason, she was afraid that if she and I ever did a conjoinment, something would happen, and it would become permanent. Of course, I didn't have many friends in high school, at least, none I felt comfortable enough doing a conjoinment with."

"I don't have a problem doing a conjoinment with you," Alison said. "In fact, it might be fun to see what it's like to be a Siamese twin myself."

"You've never used it before?" Randy asked.

"It's actually my younger daughter's," Alison said. "She and a friend used to do conjoinments all the time before they went off to college. Unfortunately, the school they go to has banned it from the dorms, so she keeps it here. She told me I could use it, but I've never found anyone worthy of joining with."

"You have now." Randy said.

They both got out of bed, and entered the chamber, and Alison turned the power on. "Traci showed me how to operate it once," Alison said, as she went through the pre-op procedures. "How would you like to be joined?" she asked.

"I don't care," Randy said.

"Okay," Alison said, setting the machine to default, which was a xiphopagus conjoinment. She turned the machine on, and when it shut off, she and Randy were joined by a band of flesh, the thickness of her upper arm, which joined them at the middle of the torso, from the base of the sternum to the navel. As they left the chamber, Randy was surprised at the ease in which they coordinated their movements. "The device creates a mental link between the two people being joined," she explained, "it allows them to coordinate their movement."

"Makes sense to me," Randy said.

"I don't know why," Alison said, "but for some reason, I can tell you're getting turned on by this."

"I am," Randy admitted. "Having a MILF like you as a Siamese twin is giving me a hard-on."

"We have to do something about that," Alison said, as she maneuvered them into the bed, this time, with Randy on top. She grabbed his cock, and guided it into her pussy.

"I like the way you think," Randy said, as he entered Alison again, and started thrusting. She began thrusting in rhythm, and they kept a pretty swift pace, They lasted a little over an hour, climaxing simultaneously.

"That was amazing," Alison said, as they climaxed simultaneously. "I never thought conjoined sex would be like that."

"Neither did I," Randy said.
The Siamese Game 6
Alison got pregnant just before graduation from high school and married her high school sweetheart just after graduation. Now, after spending practically her entire adult life married, she found herself divorced, and her kids had moved out. She decides to start a new life by doing the one thing she's put off all these years, going to college, where she meets Randy, who's young enough to be her son. While helping him with a homework assignment, they find use for her daughter's Conjoin-O-Tron...
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It seems like(at least in the last few years) that a majority of the female models who appear here on DeviantArt have tattoos. I'm not one to judge, I mean, it's their skin, and they have every right to get some ink if they so desire. But on the same token, just because a woman decides to get some ink, it doesn't mean I(or for that matter, anyone else) has to find it attractive. Granted, there are those men(and women) who find a woman with, say, a full sleeve tattoo attractive, but I'm not one of them. I find that unless the tattoo is small, unobtrusive, and/or in a place where only her doctor or her husband(or wife... after all, this is 2015, and whether I like it or not, same sex marriage is a fact of life*) should ever see them, I find they detract from, rather than enhance, a woman's beauty. I find the female body to be a work of art, and in a lot of cases, I find the idea of tattoos on women to be the same as defacing works of art. Don't get me wrong, you might see a picture of a woman in a strapless dress, with a full sleeve on each arm and a pair of wings on her collarbones and find that as sexy as anything, and that's your right, but it's also my right to look at that and see it as the equivalent of taking a Magic Marker or a Sharpie and writing "fuck you" on the Mona Lisa. It's just not my bag. Not that I'm against tattoos on women(or piercings, for that matter, although I do like when a woman has 1 or 2 in each ear, and maybe one in the navel), but it's just not my bag. Tattoos aren't like when a woman paints her nails, or colors her hair. If a woman doesn't like the color polish she has on her fingernails and/or toenails, or decides she would rather her nails be their natural color, she can always go to her local Walgreen's and pick up a bottle of nail polish remover, and if she doesn't like the color she colored her hair, she has 4 options: 1. go back to Walgreen's and pick up a package of Miss Clairol in whatever color she prefers(or a bottle of peroxide), 2. go to a salon and have a professional deal with it, 3. "Bald is Beautiful" does occasionally apply to females too(don't worry, it'll grow back, and you can always wear a wig, a hat, or a headscarf), and 4. let your roots grow out a little, and when they're long enough, cut the colored part off.
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Thanks again for faving  orig04.deviantart.net/5b96/f/2…

Stay tuned... this conjoinment is about to get a whole lot stranger!  :stare:
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Hi there ! 
Thanks a lot for the fav on Is It You, it means a lot ! 

Just for you to know, I'm also on Facebook, where I post more stuff for every set, and on Instagram where I often post backstages and preview (and a lot of cat pictures)

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